- Public restrooms would be added to every retail establishment
- People who drive under 55 mph on highways would be ticketed
- Women & Men would have the same metablolism rate
- Chocolate would be a diet food
- Women would get paid for being "mothers" because that's the hardest job of all time
- Men would come with "cliffs notes"
- Saturday night would be a mandatory date night
- The school year would start after Labor Day and end before Memorial Day
- Television shows would be limited to 2 advertisement breaks, not lasting more than 5 minutes (that should be enough time for a potty break right?)
- There would be no such thing as WAR
- I would weigh 130 lbs. and have the figure that I did in high school
I could keep going on but you'd be bored! Happy hump day!!
1 comment:
I love the new look! FYI - Chocolate is diet food. Dark chocolate that is. I can have two pieces of dark chocolate a day and still stay in my carb count. Woohoo! I didn't used to like the dark stuff, but after eating no sugar for months, the dark stuff tastes pretty great to me. And it sure hits the spot when I am craving something sweet.
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